Someone or something you can’t communicate with through writing (a baby, a pet, an object) can understand every single word you write today, for one day only. What do you tell them?
Dear Mr. Black,
You are a fine housemate, a credit to your species, and we’ve enjoyed your comradery these past eleven years.
However, I’m dragging my track out this morning. I’m exhausted. Once again you’ve awakened us an hour before we had chosen to start our day. Therefore, you have this written notice that on each morning you roll us out early, you will be addressed henceforth as Julius Sneezer.
Love, Your Roommates
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