This morning I stepped to glass doors and spotted a squirrel on his haunches eating an acorn. We studied each other for a minute. He made no move to leave.
“Hello,” I said, thinking he wanted to be friendly.
But I was mistaken. He dropped his acorn and bounded for the fence. He will be back when he sees a dog he can torment.
Scott's Place 
One time, years ago I fell asleep while sunbathing. When I woke up I was staring into the face of a very creepy squirrel who had jumped up on me!
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He was waking you before you sunburned. Thanks for reading.
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